Scary Movies and Baby Burps

Gliding back and forth giving Baby J has his 4 a.m. feeding, I stopped for the routine burp. 

A little squirming ensued, a couple of cute baby noises then nothing. Baby J does this often. Sometimes he just refuses to burp, but it doesn't bother him so it doesn't bother me. 

I held him in my arms gliding for a couple of more minutes before it happened. 

The. Scariest. Thing. Ever.

I began shrieking, (yes, shrieking) at the top of my lungs as formula was SHOOTING out of his nose!

It was like a scene from The Exorcist

At this point I've been peed on, pooped on, and puked on but this was new. In all my years with children, formula out of the nose at this rate and this amount was a new occurrence.

I hope never to relive that moment! No thank you! Why can't they just always look this innocent and perfect?

Baby J, please just save formula-out-of-the-nose madness for your Daddy.